

A Day At The Drop-in Clinic“Hi! Are you a gut-wrencher?”A Day At The Drop-in Clinic
“I am a doctor, if that’s what you mean?”
“Good, because I have a sword in my kidney!”
“And how did this come about, sir?”
“Well, I don’t know, really… It was just there!”
“Trust me, one tends to notice when somebody sticks a sword in you.”
“Quite! But I was rather intoxicated at the moment.”
“So, you’re telling me some fellow just came up and stabbed you in the back, and you can’t even recall when or, indeed, if it happened?”
“What do you mean ‘if’? It’s not like I stuck it in myse-! Oh. This is rather embarra


How to raise GrandmaFinding GrandmaHow to raise Grandma
Finding Grandma! Finding Grandma! Where has she gone?! Not under my pillow, not under my bed… Not even in my blasted drawers! Oh, woe is me! The pains and trials that I have to go through! When will it end? Where is Grandma? Oh! Here is her shoe. Where is the rest? Ah! There is an arm… and here is a finger! But where is the rest? Yes, where is the rest! I’d better ask Abel. Yes, he’ll know where she is, he always does! But where is good man Abel? Aw… you poor, thick head. It hurts to think. Yes, it does.
Bah! The fornicating skunk isn’t home! Abel is on… uhnnn… va-va… vaca… vacation! Yes, that’


The Orc Musical - Part IIThe sun streamed through the grimy yellow windows of Ervin’s equally dirty office. It wasn’t really his office, but since the owner seemed to be on a permanent leave, Ervin figured that no-one would really care. It was a nice enough gig; he had his own chair, a multi-storied file cabinet, and a cranky old typewriter, and if you stacked enough paper and puffy foam things in the corner, you had yourself a bed! Too bad that a colony of mice had decided to feast on his shoes and that the roof leaked like a colander. But you can’t have everything in life, especially when it’s free!The Orc Musical - Part II
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The Orc Musical - Part IIt was an early afternoon and the sun shone as brightly as a nobleman’s burning castle on a midwinter night. A sudden summer breeze swept playfully through the air, rustling the leaves with impish glee, and upsetting the local squirrel population with its dastardly behavior. It was a wild, raucous ride, but not even this could whisk away the day’s excruciating heat for but a moment. One might think this would be enough to force everyone into the merciful shade, but the ones in the great clearing down below seemed to be of a different mind.The Orc Musical - Part I
The air was hot, dry, tormenting at best, and the crowd loved it. Ervin Gobbersnapper – a s
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the sexth sence "i see bouncing boobs"
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hope things are going good.. i'm sitting here about to go off to class BLAH lol university life
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"The plural could be Elvises, I guess," I said. " But if I say that too often, I start muttering to myself and calling things 'my precious,' so I usually go with the Latin plural." ~ The Dresden Files: Death Masks
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"The plural could be Elvises, I guess," I said. " But if I say that too often, I start muttering to myself and calling things 'my precious,' so I usually go with the Latin plural." ~ The Dresden Files: Death Masks
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