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The Orc Musical - Part I

It was an early afternoon and the sun shone as brightly as a nobleman’s burning castle on a midwinter night. A sudden summer breeze swept playfully through the air, rustling the leaves with impish glee, and upsetting the local squirrel population with its dastardly behavior. It was a wild, raucous ride, but not even this could whisk away the day’s excruciating heat for but a moment. One might think this would be enough to force everyone into the merciful shade, but the ones in the great clearing down below seemed to be of a different mind.   
The air was hot, dry, tormenting at best, and the crowd loved it. Ervin Gobbersnapper – a s

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How to raise GrandmaFinding Grandma   
 
Finding Grandma! Finding Grandma! Where has she gone?! Not under my pillow, not under my bed… Not even in my blasted drawers! Oh, woe is me! The pains and trials that I have to go through! When will it end? Where is Grandma? Oh! Here is her shoe. Where is the rest? Ah! There is an arm… and here is a finger! But where is the rest? Yes, where is the rest! I’d better ask Abel. Yes, he’ll know where she is, he always does! But where is good man Abel? Aw… you poor, thick head. It hurts to think. Yes, it does.   
Bah! The fornicating skunk isn’t home! Abel is on… uhnnn… va-va… vaca… vacation! Yes, that’ How to raise Grandma
in Humor on 6/23/06
The Orc Musical - Part IIThe sun streamed through the grimy yellow windows of Ervin’s equally dirty office. It wasn’t really his office, but since the owner seemed to be on a permanent leave, Ervin figured that no-one would really care. It was a nice enough gig; he had his own chair, a multi-storied file cabinet, and a cranky old typewriter, and if you stacked enough paper and puffy foam things in the corner, you had yourself a bed! Too bad that a colony of mice had decided to feast on his shoes and that the roof leaked like a colander. But you can’t have everything in life, especially when it’s free!   
With a sigh, Ervin leaned back in the high chair and The Orc Musical - Part II
in Humor on 5/29/06
The Orc Musical - Part IIt was an early afternoon and the sun shone as brightly as a nobleman’s burning castle on a midwinter night. A sudden summer breeze swept playfully through the air, rustling the leaves with impish glee, and upsetting the local squirrel population with its dastardly behavior. It was a wild, raucous ride, but not even this could whisk away the day’s excruciating heat for but a moment. One might think this would be enough to force everyone into the merciful shade, but the ones in the great clearing down below seemed to be of a different mind.   
The air was hot, dry, tormenting at best, and the crowd loved it. Ervin Gobbersnapper – a s The Orc Musical - Part I
in Humor on 5/21/06
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Journal Entry: Wed May 30, 2007, 7:36 PM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: Kamelot - Ghost Opera
  • Reading: Raymond E. Feist - Shadow of a Dark Queen
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  • Playing: Command & Conquer 3
  • Eating: *snaps at air* Nothing, I guess.
  • Drinking: Oh, don't taunt me!
I just got an email saying my travel permit has been approved! Oooh! My toes quiver at the power I might acquire! :explosion:

:sheepish: :sheepish: :sheepish:

...

:shrug: A herd of sheep is a good start in my experience.

Also, I can now leave the U.S. (and return) at my leisure.




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  • Current Age: 25
  • Current Residence: Live... live? Oh yeah, in a house. I recently relocated from that trash can
  • Interests: Stuff (preferably slightly illegal and funny)
  • Favourite movie: Brotherhood of the Wolf
  • Favourite band or musician: Lots and lots and then some
  • Favourite genre of music: Hard rock, heavy metal
  • Favourite artist: Gerald Brom, Luis Royo and about a million others
  • Favourite poet or writer: *cough* Like I have to tell you... Ze American!
  • Operating System: Win XP Pro
  • MP3 player of choice: Uhh... Winamp? No? I got a JOS.
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  • Favourite game: Fallout 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, Xbox
  • Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim! and GIR, of course ;)
  • Personal Quote: I do not make sense, so don't bother looking for it!
  • Tools of the Trade: Fingers

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=hentai-kitty:iconhentai-kitty: Mar 30, 2008, 6:36:51 AM
thanks for the :+devwatch:

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`GoblinQueeen:iconGoblinQueeen: Mar 29, 2008, 9:26:14 AM
Very much thanks for the watch, really very appreciated :)

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*Alpakey:iconAlpakey: Mar 22, 2008, 11:47:25 PM
Thanks for the watch~! :)

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=luna-nera:iconluna-nera: Jan 31, 2008, 2:58:22 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks for the Watch ;)
*KnightDigital:iconKnightDigital: Nov 28, 2007, 9:38:13 AM
Thanks for the :+devwatch:

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~LabelMeInsomniac:iconLabelMeInsomniac: Oct 3, 2007, 9:48:32 PM
*Takes a long, deep breath and...*

HEELLLOOOOOOOOOO! -o -o -o...

So quiet.

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*Denk0:iconDenk0: Aug 27, 2007, 3:39:28 AM
HAIII-YARR! *dropkicks you*

Oi! Wake up! <;points to WDA> Next chapter up. Read! Now! LD COMMANDS!

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~eaglenebula:iconeaglenebula: May 31, 2007, 10:48:47 AM
thanks alot for the add :)
~jacklined:iconjacklined: Dec 4, 2006, 9:18:08 AM Mood: Love
My, my, you're handsome. Hey! Aren't we gettin' hitched soon?

Oh God.........

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~wres:iconwres: Oct 15, 2006, 10:59:08 AM
Well, we miss ya ;) So come back whenever you can and we can party! :party:

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*bokuman:iconbokuman: Oct 11, 2006, 8:46:16 AM
thank u for the devwatch! :3

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~CanadianRunner:iconCanadianRunner: Oct 5, 2006, 9:34:25 PM
i know i seriously can't i honestly did always wonder what was up with everyone so i kept comming back but not actually commenting... never had time just quick glances lol

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~wres:iconwres: Oct 5, 2006, 1:25:56 PM
That's daring! Good thing you realized you can't live without us! :lmao:

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~CanadianRunner:iconCanadianRunner: Oct 4, 2006, 4:20:31 AM
i know this canadian went renegade and left for a while but sheeee's baaaaaacckk! lol

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~wres:iconwres: Oct 3, 2006, 11:16:35 AM
*whispers to Dennis* Hurry up! She's looking hungry!

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~wres:iconwres: Oct 3, 2006, 8:22:31 AM
HOWDY!!!! *grins* Haven't talked to you in FOREVAH, Canadian! ;) I'm about to write a journal entry, so you'll find out just how good things are with us *winks* Thanks for the hello *smiles* How's you?

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~CanadianRunner:iconCanadianRunner: Oct 3, 2006, 5:48:29 AM
HEY!!!!!!! wha tthe hecks up with you how you bee??? :D

hope things are going good.. i'm sitting here about to go off to class BLAH lol university life :D just wanted to drop you a lil "hello" note !!

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~LabelMeInsomniac:iconLabelMeInsomniac: Sep 28, 2006, 8:45:35 PM Mood: Torment
Yes, it should. Unless I don't get my sandwhich, then it'll just be annoying.

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~wres:iconwres: Sep 27, 2006, 6:58:07 AM
THIS should be interesting...:D

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=Deep-Brown:iconDeep-Brown: Sep 23, 2006, 3:09:16 AM
*Wanders in via several miles of elfwoodian links (And then realising that could have found (almost) straight from starting point <<.>>;)*

*:+devwatch:s*

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~LabelMeInsomniac:iconLabelMeInsomniac: Sep 22, 2006, 9:31:34 PM
(Hands supplies to Dennis) Get crackin'.

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"The plural could be Elvises, I guess," I said. " But if I say that too often, I start muttering to myself and calling things 'my precious,' so I usually go with the Latin plural." ~ The Dresden Files: Death Masks
~wres:iconwres: Sep 22, 2006, 5:17:41 AM
*pushes Dennis to the front of the line* We have a volunteer! Excellent!

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~LabelMeInsomniac:iconLabelMeInsomniac: Sep 15, 2006, 9:40:07 PM
I'm hungry. Do you still have some of that exploding sandwich left. I think I've figured out how to diffuse them. It involves sweet smelling incense, a paperclip, and a sucker to do the diffusing for me. I-I mean a very brave and kind soul willing to diffuse it for me.

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"The plural could be Elvises, I guess," I said. " But if I say that too often, I start muttering to myself and calling things 'my precious,' so I usually go with the Latin plural." ~ The Dresden Files: Death Masks
~wres:iconwres: Sep 8, 2006, 1:51:35 PM
I'll go with the latter, but my trusty stomach has saved me from famine many a time! :)

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