Legend:
Piratess
Viking
Piratess here, breathless and panting from her first meeting with the dashing and elusive Lord Dictator. The Viking and I have decided we can wait no longer to post the news of our turbulent engagement. We have been given GRADE A U.S. APPROVAL TO BE PERMANENT LOVE MONKEYS!
We set off at dawn on an arduous journey towards the capitol of Sweden... Gothenburg. Alright, alright... it's Stockholm!
(Damn pixie-footed, wet-nappied glory stealers!)
About to leave the hotel, still groggy from last night's sleep (yes, yes, that's it!), we didn't quite realize how hard it would be to get a cab 8 AM in the busiest city in the North. Eh heh... We made the interview! Barely.
(*snorts* Sleep. Riiiiightt...) Aaaannnnnyyywaaayyy... After going through the steely, well-guarded gates, we made our way into the United States Embassy. We fed the dragon its customary fare and I got to pat its nose! ^.^
The consular office beast greeted with much gusto and told us to: "Shut up and sit the hell down!" Okay, he didn't. We were stunned and overcome with giddy joy when we were told I was approved. IN TEN MINUTES! What a fucking anti-climax that was to this whole thing 
*nods* I thought we'd be there for hours. Ostensibly. I had a dagger concealed about me curvy, buxom person to quicken the line if it came to that. Just as I was getting ready to slip it between the ribs of a likely looking couple, we were called! The lack of bloodlust and trickery sort of let me down, but at least it was quick.
The next day was the fierce Piratess' birthday! 
So we took the American shopping for some exotic birthday presents in the city of Gothenburg!
His mommy was gonna buy me a couch!
Today she's getting chocolate cake! 
It's a dream come true. Right, honey?
*dribbles stupidly, legs twitching, eyes rolled back in her head*
That good, huh? *grins*
Anyway, now the greatest part of our adventure begins! Actually tying the elusive, holy knot!
We're gonna watch Blackadder now... so, good night folks!
*tee hee!* I love his little euphenisms!
Happy
Devious Comments
Will express wild joy and excitement now.
All those who have a weak heart, please stand back.
Thank you.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *topples over onto the floor and starts laughing like a lunatic*
So happy for you both!
Oh, oh, I wanna come to the wedding. I've the perfect gift already.
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My artworks are like my babies, except the ones I throw away... those are like aborted babies.
Anyway. Jess, while you're at it, tell the snivelling little bastard he owes me six months of backlogged rent! LD needs the money to keep the serfs in line. or...some such.
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Baldrick: "What do we do if we step on a mine, captain?"
Blackadder: "Well, the usual procedure is to jump in the air and scatter yourself over the largest distance possible."
Well that's news to me.
Ah... yeah... I remember writing a similar comment.. but more like it being 3 months ago.. not 10 hours.
Translation of previous comment:
I am too drunk to be sure what I just read about, so I will lie and say I didn't, when in fact I did read it and was rather amused, if confused. This is wonderful news that you are going to be married to your one and only. You drunken vagina.
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My artworks are like my babies, except the ones I throw away... those are like aborted babies.
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My artworks are like my babies, except the ones I throw away... those are like aborted babies.
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Drunken Drivers Against Mothers
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My artworks are like my babies, except the ones I throw away... those are like aborted babies.
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